my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?
what
no idea
im laughi gng so had r
we all think phil is so innocent but has anybody stopped to consider the fact that he enCOURAGES HIS UNDERAGED VIEWERS TO DRAW HIM NAKED EVERY WEEK
spell your name in my ask please
- A: Are you a virgin?
- B: 3 biggest pet peeves
- C: Celebrity crush?
- D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- E: Do you smoke?
- F: Do you drink?
- G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
- H: Longest relationship and with who?
- I: 5 turn ons
- J: 5 turn offs
- K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
- L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
- M: What is your sexual orientation?
- N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
- O: Who are you crushing on right now?
- P: Who is your bestfriend?
- Q: Your guilty pleasure?
- R: Who was your first kiss?
- S: Do looks matter to you?
- T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
- U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
- V: How far have you gone?
- W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
- X: Are you circumcised?
- Y: Do you name your private parts?
- Z: Do you pee in the shower?
- YES PLEASE
It’s midnight and there’s a rumour that my area is in danger of having my internet spied on by the government
I have only one valid response to that
My dad said that if this gets 100k notes he’ll buy me Avengers LEGOs.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
beyonce once told all the single ladies to put their hands up
here goes nothing
wait whats this?
omg
THANKS BEYONCE!
This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
why is the gif so accurate
